Lyrics: If you can't hear this...(A poet as well as a comedian...)
(Did I say magician instead of musician? I meant musician!)
Meryl Joseph, Meryl Streep. Ex Boyfriends are such creeps.
Southwest, Tucson. Northeast, New York. I have been there.
I have traveled quite a bit. But then I seem to split.
All too often because, I am such a square. (That's a square, not a circle)
(Forgot my lines...Argh! Ready Go! {x2} ) If you want you can hate me.
Go ahead and you will see.Karma goes and comes around, I really don't care.
I'm a teacher I have values. I'm a nut and I like cashews.
So let's play it safe and not even go there.
I didn't start the fire. It was always burning, Since the world's been turning.
I didn't start the fire. Though I tried to light it, and do admit it!
(This microphone is upstaging me!)

Meryl Divya Joseph
Otherwise, hopefully known as:
Meryl "The Diva" Joseph

(Some Crowd Member says "YEAH!") (Thanks - MDJ)

I Didn't Start the Fire
by Meryl Divya Joseph

To the tune
"We Didn't Start The Fire"